Saturday, January 28, 2012

Santa and Banta

Santa was driving his brand new Porsche on a highway in Australia (speed
limit of 110 kmph) when suddenly Banta came alongside in his brand new
Ferrari.

Banta said, Kabhi Ferrari chalayee hai??  and sped away.

Santa was a bit annoyed and pushed his foot down. The car sped to 120 kmph
and overtook Banta. But after a few minutes Banta again came alongside. And
Banta said, Kabhi Ferrari chalayee hai?? and again sped away.

Santa increased his speed to 130 kmph and again overtook Banta. And again
Banta came alongside within a few minutes. Banta said, Kabhi Ferrari
chalayee hai?? before speeding away.

And so it went until Santa realised that he was now travelling at 200
kmph, well above the speed limit. He decided to act wise and slow down and
let Banta act crazy. And then he noticed in his mirror that Banta had
crashed into the bushes.

Santa stopped and went upto Banta with a smile thinking it was now time
for him to ridicule Banta. He asked with sarcasm, Kabhi Ferrari chalayee
hai??

Banta replied with dismay, Nahee chalayee hai. Tabhi to pucch raha tha, ki
BREAK kithhon hai...

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