How to impress your boss and clients ?

Do you want to impress or confuse your manager or clients ?......... use
Techno vocabulary..

It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method. It is simple. There are
three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced        0. Management    0. contingency
1. total                1. Organization       1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated        2. reciprocal          2. projection
3. compatible      3. monitored          3. time-frame
4. synchronized  4. digital                 4. concept
5. optimal           5. modular              5. programming
6. responsive      6. transitional         6. mobility
7. functional         7. Incremental       7. capability
8. parallel            8. third-generation   8. flexibility
9. systemized      9. policy               9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability".

Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to
anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they are so
they won't say anything!! ..

You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve "optimal
transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an "integrated
monitored projection"

and whats more ???

Your boss will most probably promote you (as it happens practically) or your
customer will be blown away with your technological superiority !