Japan disastor quotes - Best of the worst.

1. The human toll looks much worse than the economic toll and we can be grateful for that. (TV host Larry Kudlow draws a silver lining)
2. They did Pearl Harbor so you can't expect anything less. (Basketball player Capple Pondexter tweets her idolcy) 
3. Japan called me. They said maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking. (Comedian Gilbert Gottfried. We hope his rear got fried after this)
4. Japanese politics is tainted with egoism and populism. We need to use the tsunami to wipe out egoism... (Tokyo Governor Shintato Ishlhara is worse than Vilasro)
5. Kya tusnami ke peeche tha shark machliyon ka shraap? (You-know-who)